Friday, March 5, 2010

Sex & the small city (1)

Well friends, I m back with a whole new story of my friend Raj who is apparently studying with me in a B-school in this small city of vineyards although I think it’s a city of pilgrims first. Raj is a Guy from a metro who came to this so called branded B school with 2 motives, 1st and foremost was for Placements about which I m definitely not going to write as my rommie is a specialist in this matter and 2nd was to ignite his love life relying on the fairytale stories he had made in his head of what B-school heaven would be like.

Alas! All his dreams came crashing to a stop. A few days on, we (guys) realized that gender ratio is very important in this kinda environment (irrespective of commitments they might have had before coming here) and our honorable Director should really take this thing seriously considering the benefits to our forthcoming batches.

Days passed as per curriculum, other MBA stuff and of course bird watching too. As a group I, Raj and Franco explored this city quite well in due span of time. We checked eat outs, resto bars, vineyards, dams, mountain tops, river beds and other pointless places. Franco has one local friend Daniel who is a party organizer in this small town where there are hardly any discotheques for party freaks like us.

On one fine day, Daniel picked us up for a party at a vineyard which was organized by him. Before entering the venue we had to collect d coupons for drinks and dinner from a stall, where 2 stunningly pretty girls welcomed us. As we ogled at them, Daniel briefed us on the fact that they were future air-hostesses(imagine the level of hotness) undergoing training. Being the shy guys that we are ;-), we didn’t talk to them much and moved to the dance floor where the DJ was scratching some kickass Benny Benassi tracks. Feelin the groove of the party slow n steady, we went to bar counter for drinks. After some time one of those pretty girls who was damn hot came into the hall and started insisting guests to dance. As she came towards us, Raj kicked off a conversation. She seemed quite impressed by Raj’s mellow flirt and well toned lean body that he apparently flaunted well on d same day. The party went fabulously well and Raj managed to get her cellphone No before leaving the party.

The next day, Raj asked her out and she said yes. Few days later, the couple and the 2 remaining stags (us) went for a drink and dinner 2gether at the lounge here in town. It was considerably late by d time we finished our drinks and dinner; we were certain that we wouldn’t be able to reach college campus by 10pm which is absurdly the time limit for us to be in campus. We were waiting outside for the auto rickshaw while Raj was busy in saying adieu to his new sweetheart but in reality that bastard was convincing her to stay out with him of which we came to know later. It didn’t turn out to be a very tough job for him to convince a teenage girl with skill sets that he has. After some rigmarole d girl called up home and told her parents that she was staying at her friend’s place. It took her abt 15 mins to convince her parents. In the meantime we managed to stop an auto rickshaw. We were surprised as Raj told us that he won’t come with us. We had no idea what was cooking in his head at that time. Later we understood d whole scenario n we carried on without him. After a few mins Franco got a call from Raj to tell him to fake his entry at the college gate. That’s how Raj hooked up breaking all rules. U can guess what happened throughout the night. The next day, we came to know that the moron forgot to use a rubber (for every single time)…..

The story doesn’t end here; I’ll keep you posted on other happenings in the life of Raj in context of this story which is absolutely funny, thrilling & with a lots of twists. Wait for sex & the small city episode 2.

3 comments:

  1. wow!!!......
    awesome writin...well m waitin 4 dd nxt episode :)

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  2. its mindblowin...omg such a g8 writer u r...fast i wnt to knw abt d 2nd episode

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  3. too good.... eagerly waiting for part 2 :)

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