Sex & the small city (episode 2)

After posting 1st blog I got calls from 2 girls to know the story in anticipation as their stupid minds were revolving around the pregnancy n abortion thing. I would like to tell those curious minds that such thing did not happen for god’s sake. The girl took a pill the next day and Raj was saved from being a father.

The next morning Raj was congratulated for his breakthrough by his well experienced roomi who also stayed out of campus quite often (probably for the same purpose). That day Raj did not attend any class n was found sleeping the whole day. A week passed in hanging round as a group, Raj’s GF introduced us to 2 more girls who were as hot as her.

One fine Saturday Raj and his Gf again planed for a night out. I had to take care of the rest of the things in campus as a friend. Raj preferred a nearby lodge this time around. Raj n his GF carried on to the room. After freshening up, Raj stripped down to his boxers. His GF switched on the TV and sat on his lap, as he kissed on her cheek she yelled in excitement, “Hey, It’s my favorite movie! plz let me c the climax” n got up from his lap n approached the sofa. Disappointed Raj went in2 d balcony. He saw a guy smocking in d balcony of the adjacent room. That Guy too looked at Raj. Both almost screamed in shocked at d same time, “U??” It was Jacob, Raj’s classmate who was smoking in d next balcony. “So u too out 2day?” Jacob said while smiling. “Yeah, n u only told me abt this lodge so I came here, by d way u done with ur ride?” Raj uttered. “Yes! What abt u?” Jacob replied. “She is watching Climax of some stupid SRK’s movie. aaah that’s a disadvantage of having a teenage girl”, Raj replied with a gloomy face.” “R u coming? Or should I sleep?” They heard Jacob’s GF shouting at him. “now that’s a disadvantage of having an experienced girl” Jacob said n they both burst into laughter” “coming, last puff” Jacob replied n turned back to go. Raj too got back into the room, pulled up TV remote; switch off d TV n pulled his girl towards him. Initially she started cribbing but then got into a lighter mood after some kisses n cuddles.

Next morning, both couples came to the reception at d same time for check out. Raj introduced his GF to his college mate. Jacob looked shocked while doing the exit sign in the register. Immediately he murmured something to the waiter who seemed to be quite friendly with Jacob coz of his frequent visits. That waiter replied something with sardonic smile. Jacob handed him a tenner after that. Raj had no idea what was happening. So he glanced confusedly at Jacob. “Lets get outta here n I’ll explain.” Jacob uttered. After getting out of hotel Raj called an auto for his GF. She gave him a Good bye kiss n left. As they started walking towards the college campus, Raj asked Jacob in excitement, “Now tell me what’s d matter?” “U can’t believe but while signing out I have seen entry of our visiting faculty just above my name which I did not notice last night as I was high” Jacob agitatedly answered. “What!!”, Raj said shockingly. “Yes, I confirmed this with waiter, he also explained to me how that guy called up at 11pm n ask to bring a packet” said Jacob “hmm it is quite acceptable for a 35 year young man.” Raj replied.

I met both of them at the college gate later on. Raj asked me “u were supposed to be in class right? How come you’re going out?” “Sir is not coming as he is busy in some other work so class is canceled.” I replied. “Anyway which class was that?” Raj asked me. It was nothing new to me that Raj is always unaware of class schedule. I replied, “…….class” .both of them burst into the laughter as soon as I answered as d same faculty was still to check out of the room. I had no idea what was so funny about d subject n y they laughed. Later Raj told me whole story in the night while having beer.

Guys, still many things to come up which are more exciting...
njoy reading this for now.
will come up with Episode 3 soon. :)

Sex & the small city (1)

Well friends, I m back with a whole new story of my friend Raj who is apparently studying with me in a B-school in this small city of vineyards although I think it’s a city of pilgrims first. Raj is a Guy from a metro who came to this so called branded B school with 2 motives, 1st and foremost was for Placements about which I m definitely not going to write as my rommie is a specialist in this matter and 2nd was to ignite his love life relying on the fairytale stories he had made in his head of what B-school heaven would be like.

Alas! All his dreams came crashing to a stop. A few days on, we (guys) realized that gender ratio is very important in this kinda environment (irrespective of commitments they might have had before coming here) and our honorable Director should really take this thing seriously considering the benefits to our forthcoming batches.

Days passed as per curriculum, other MBA stuff and of course bird watching too. As a group I, Raj and Franco explored this city quite well in due span of time. We checked eat outs, resto bars, vineyards, dams, mountain tops, river beds and other pointless places. Franco has one local friend Daniel who is a party organizer in this small town where there are hardly any discotheques for party freaks like us.

On one fine day, Daniel picked us up for a party at a vineyard which was organized by him. Before entering the venue we had to collect d coupons for drinks and dinner from a stall, where 2 stunningly pretty girls welcomed us. As we ogled at them, Daniel briefed us on the fact that they were future air-hostesses(imagine the level of hotness) undergoing training. Being the shy guys that we are ;-), we didn’t talk to them much and moved to the dance floor where the DJ was scratching some kickass Benny Benassi tracks. Feelin the groove of the party slow n steady, we went to bar counter for drinks. After some time one of those pretty girls who was damn hot came into the hall and started insisting guests to dance. As she came towards us, Raj kicked off a conversation. She seemed quite impressed by Raj’s mellow flirt and well toned lean body that he apparently flaunted well on d same day. The party went fabulously well and Raj managed to get her cellphone No before leaving the party.

The next day, Raj asked her out and she said yes. Few days later, the couple and the 2 remaining stags (us) went for a drink and dinner 2gether at the lounge here in town. It was considerably late by d time we finished our drinks and dinner; we were certain that we wouldn’t be able to reach college campus by 10pm which is absurdly the time limit for us to be in campus. We were waiting outside for the auto rickshaw while Raj was busy in saying adieu to his new sweetheart but in reality that bastard was convincing her to stay out with him of which we came to know later. It didn’t turn out to be a very tough job for him to convince a teenage girl with skill sets that he has. After some rigmarole d girl called up home and told her parents that she was staying at her friend’s place. It took her abt 15 mins to convince her parents. In the meantime we managed to stop an auto rickshaw. We were surprised as Raj told us that he won’t come with us. We had no idea what was cooking in his head at that time. Later we understood d whole scenario n we carried on without him. After a few mins Franco got a call from Raj to tell him to fake his entry at the college gate. That’s how Raj hooked up breaking all rules. U can guess what happened throughout the night. The next day, we came to know that the moron forgot to use a rubber (for every single time)…..

The story doesn’t end here; I’ll keep you posted on other happenings in the life of Raj in context of this story which is absolutely funny, thrilling & with a lots of twists. Wait for sex & the small city episode 2.

Nostalgia revisited

On Saturday 13^th I have seen heartbreaking news on hostel television about the blast at German Bakery in Pune. I was very upset as I used to go to that place when I was there in Pune for my summer internship.

Pune is just like my 2^nd home. Since childhood I have been visiting Pune quite often whether with my parents as a kid or with my friends for parties as a blooming bud. I have seen Pune changing upon a time span. Even though Pune is a cosmo city now, u can get feel of being “Punekar” after living in Pune. This might be d reason why my parents love this city too.

There is so much to write about Pune as a whole, right from food, people, culture, history, temples n so on. Those will be a separate blogs in themselves. Well writing specifically about German bakery I will say it’s a good place to spend time with ur friends, Gf/bf or even if u r alone! After company hours, we used to visit Koregaon Park often n meeting point for us used to be German Bakery. We used to attend Rock shows at Hard rock café which used to be almost on every Wednesday or Thursday, but before that we always used to halt at GB for eating our favorite stuff. I have tried almost all pastries, apple/banana straddle, fresh juices, ilichi tea, coffee, vegetable and fruit salads and burger. Everything here is so unique in taste that even while typing my mouth starts watering. Everything here is value for money. Not as costly as compared to other eat outs in Koregaon park.

Ambiance is very unique n simple. Seemingly not heavy investment was made in this project. Uneven wooden seating, dim light, rattan walls, mats give it retro German look. Here u will find people with laid back attitude mostly foreigners. They come here to fill hour or two with their preferred items on menu. Some couples will occupy one wooden bench which is not easily visible to all just to get cozy with each other. Some lonely souls come here to read their books. GB is also considered as an advertising hub. You could see many posters on wall pasted there. Overall ambience is good, people can enjoy here.

I feel very bad about what has happened with this lovely place. I hope Machiavellian minds behind this heinous crime will be caught soon n will be given harsh punishment. I would love to see this place as lovely as it used to be when I will visit Pune again.